Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

Hamilton: [bites down]

Let different sports be different. I love a raucous crowd, but I much prefer quiet to tinny arena-manufactured noise. You used to be able to cheer at an NBA game but now what’s the point? Arenas play instrumentals while the ball is in play, then the PA really goes ballistic when it’s not. All I can do is sit back and…

Also pretty impressive that this dude isn’t LOSING HIS FUCKING MIND

If he were good enough to be an All-Star, he’d be wearing a Royals uniform.

“The o-lineman who no one recognizes now, who has enough to never work again but needs something to do otherwise he’s going to fall apart? I’ve had those conversations with my wife. I’ve talked to other guys who have had those conversations. Once you’re out, that part of your life is never coming back, and some guys…

I always enjoy the U.S. Open because it is so challenging. This past weekend was not the U.S. Open. The U.S. Open has long, thick roughs, tight fairways and lightening fast greens. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t enjoy watching someone pipe a tee shot down the middle of the fairway, only to then watch that ball roll…

Anything that upsets Ian Poulter can’t be half bad.

No, you were probably doing 80 to keep up with the slower traffic.

This makes me wistful. I used to go over and mow my step-granddad and grandma’s lawn for them in the summer after I was driving age.

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

As I said in the other Blackhawks thread, I am so thrilled for this guy. With everything he went through this season, to the heartbreaking loss with the Flyers in 2010. He deserves it so much and I am effing happy for him.

Honestly, I want to see another Kings/Blackhawks series with both teams at the top of their game. Last year’s conference final was unreal, and even though the Blackhawks lost, I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed hockey as much as I did during that series.

A strange realization to think back to 2014 and remember this team was an OT goal in the Western Conference Finals away from three in a row.

One weird bounce off Nick Leddy’s arm and over a crossed-up Crawford.

Brent Sopel. Formerly of the Blackhawks. Formerly my least favorite player. Currently one of my Top 5 least favorite TV personalities because he’s so bad at speaking.

I don’t know enough about Crawford, but I saw that and thought “good!” The players have become absolutely ridiculous, spending like 30 seconds berating the refs after every call. I don’t understand how Lebron doesn’t get 4 technicals a game, the way he’s always running up in their faces. Now Mozgov is picking up the…

I just can’t help it, but I gotta rain on this guy’s parade. Years ago, a cop told me only idiots rob banks nowadays for a few reasons. Mainly, the haul is pretty small (probably a few grand) compared to what you can get away with doing all sorts of other “illegal activities” and chances are high you’ll get caught. If…

It’s incredible to see the effect that Bartolo Colon is having on youngsters these days

With Hunter, you always have to keep both eyes on him.

Man, look at how Saad slows down just enough to keep up with the puck for that final goal. The shot itself isn’t pretty, but his skating there is.