Some, or maybe even most, don’t think of their deceased parents as “rotting pieces of flesh”. Maybe his loyalty was misguided. But so is your hate.

It is a difficult algorithm: Minority > White Guy = +500 / Old < Young = -500 / East Coast > Fly Over Country = +200 / Gut < Sabermetrics = +100 / Straight < Gay = -500. I’m too tired to add it up. What happened?

What a waste of typing.

It should have been you.

NFL needs to adopt the NCAA rules for targeting. We would see a ton of ejections (which is always fun) and over time the game would get cleaned up a bit. Football, in general, should fundamentally change the rules on tackling. If they forced people to wrap as they do in rugby the game would be light years safer than…

John Smoltz called it almost immediately. Hill was cruising. Personally, I blame Brian Kenny.

I can watch this without issue but can’t watch someone take a needle - even if I know it’s fake on TV. Weird.

Everyday you too are getting older. Just keep that in mind next time you want to call someone an “old fuck”. You dumb fuck.

That’s a funny story. But here is a better one:

Animals and crime victims are male and female. People are he and she.

Larry Fuucking Biittner! Get it right, man!

Omaha’s proximity to Council-tucky doesn’t help one single bit.

LOVE the use of the word “ubiquitous” but you lost me with “interesting”. I am very fickle. Not your fault.

But he was literally safe.

Let me guess... you’re 26?

Of course they don’t. Maybe give it a little time how about? I know it is difficult for anyone under the age of 30 to be even a tiny bit patient but come on! LA is just getting used to having the Rams back and then the NFL piles on with another franchise from a rival community. The Chargers need to win over young fans…

No, fuck you Alberto you piece of liberal shit.

Yeah, blame someone else you dick bag.

You don’t know your ass from second base. I don’t have time to state my full argument because 1. I work. 2. I don’t care that much.

I just turned 50 and have coached both of my boys for years so, my arm is in decent shape. If I empty the tank I can hit 70 but that is asking a lot.