Hey, I hated it when the Sox won in ‘05 - so, much so I avoided any semblance of sporting news for a month just so I didn’t have to look at it. I suggest anyone who doesn’t like it do the same. In the meantime, I am going to enjoy the WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO CUBS for as long as I GOD DAMN PLEASE!

Lindsey Adler’s Analysis Was Designed To Make You Hate Baseball

As a Cubs fan I feel your pain. We had to deal with the collective media blowjobs on both Mad Bum and Kershaw. It’s just the way of the world now. I’ve taken to watching long stretches of the games on mute.

Size Double XElvis no doubt.

Best blow job ever > Smashing plates in the kitchen

Fair?!?? The fair is in Des Moines for two weeks in August. You big fucking baby!

Boom.

Thanks for this... Too many cyclist forget that they are also car drivers.. I pay attention when doing both but I’m not afraid of getting killed by a Trek when I’m in my Cadillac.

And if my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.

Are Milwaukee Cubs fans worse than Cubs fans who root for the Packers? Trick question - because nothing is worse than Cubs fans who root for the Pack.

They could upgrade the charge to Skullduggery if he won’t shake Kim’s hand.

Don’t you think you should lay off the weed until after the election and study up on world civics a bit Gary Johnson?

Dude has a Howitzer!

Then why bother commenting? Move along Gawker boy.

Nice work, Barry. Believe it or not but many of your readers aren’t hateful cynics and enjoy a heart-warming story from time to time. The world isn’t burning, it just seems like it is.

You’re an angry little elf.

According to the University of Michigan’s website, the cost of out-of-state attendance is $59,748 per year for underclassman and $62,972 for juniors and seniors. Let me add that up for you: $245,100 worth of “not being paid a dime”. Now, you can argue that higher education is cost prohibitive and I will listen. But…

and I am in the grays. God Dammit!!!

The lead is almost embarrassing. Like maybe we have too much of a priority on weird sports.

but he’s a productive player at worst and an MVP candidate if he’s healthy and focused