Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain…

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

Wrong. Correction: “vagina” shaped. It may look strange to you, but the most of Italian dudes still prefer a vagina to a penis. I understand that in your present rainbow culture this could look like an heresy, but still... that is. Long live the vagina!

1718?

93. Not a bad age to go. Great actor, many amazing roles, total metalhead.

Always Men at Work truthers.

Except that the man in the song is from Brussels.

Alrighty, that is officially creepy.

Dellavedova is a cheap shake artist. Dirtiest handshakes in the NBA.

White Men Can’t Bump.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

I recently received an emoji text of a finger pointing at an eggplant. Does that count?