This Volvo S80 is probably no one’s dream car.

I am insulted.

You sure you’re pretty?

“there’s something about the high-revving swirly hamentaschen that has our hearts”

Fake names, fake emails. They are great.

I care as little about this as any other car reveal. Which is to say, more than nothing, but just barely.

2/3rds of the people who watched that video probably need a cigarette now. So good.

Well cones. I’m watching both shows. Burn me.

Parallel. Draw a line from one wheel's hub to the next. Take that line and extrude it north to the rider's head. While the motorcycle sits erect on the earth, the orientation of the rider/bike assembly (the plane) is perpendicular to the ground plane. When the rider is on the wall, the plane is parallel to the floor.

“Race on the track, not the cul-de-sac”
“Don’t roll coal, we all pay the toll.”

It’s actually EVEN MORE awesome, in that it actually induces a sense of awe. Granted, it’s awe at the deliberate creation of utter hideousness - but it’s awe nonetheless.

You know that feeling when you’ve fallen in love when you really weren’t trying to. I feel it.

The best car on the list. Also the one least likely to win a race.

Ha, no. But sure! I’d guess Tavarish is a little to the right of most Gawker Media employees actually. I like Bernie though. Even if he doesn’t become president, he seems like a Good Dude. Also I miss VT.

Next stop top fuel drag drifters because why not.

I disagree with your rankings. Not quite sure where, since I don't actually have time to analyze it - but I'm sure I do somewhere!