Alright, this post makes me be fully done with jezebel. The food-obsessing, purse-buying, gossipy fake feminist demographic ain’t for me. Byeeeeeeeeeeee

A. it’s now updated to “Greek” yogurt; it was clearly a typo. Good job getting some clicks out of a typo.

This is why we need more gun restrictions—people can’t even be trusted not to beat the shit out of a McDonald’s employee for being “too slow.” Merica, we need to check our fucking selves.

2016: Where writers “answer some of the most common questions” from readers with an incredibly long personal essay that provides no ultimate answer, only self-reflection.

“Mugshots fundamentally convey who a person is (or, what they have done, at least)”

Two things: