we could be really good friends

Indeed! Phil Oakey out of The Human League, Peter Stringfellow out of lapdancing clubs, Harry Gration out of Look North...

Can’t compete with The Man

In before everyone advising you to “leave it at the track, bro.”

But seriously, if you actually drive around (to places) like this, you’re not a maniac, you’re an asshat show-off. But I bet you don’t really.