Lowercase "se smith" was very distracting.

God dammit. Screw you for tricking me into hearing what Phish sounds like. Went 30plus years in blissful ignorance.

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Sorry about your marriage. Mine ended after 1.5 years. But...As of the divorce, we had been together for 7 years.

"How many other unregulated. .." well the article states these are regulated, it's just our regulation system sucks.

It's so obviously about a cat.

There is a total media blackout regarding this. He's instead being labeled a "saint"

Cute lil tarts. That's what her dog looks like. You seem to be a much more tolerable human based on those pics alone.

I've had to take that dog on a carry before. It was like lugging around a bag of rocks

Oh man that made me laugh. We live 1000 miles away from each other which is certainly for the best. Besides, I love all animals but I am a cat person. 3 rescues!

It was an impulse buy. Which a living creature never should be....

I got the dog a felt toy shaped like a squirrel once. It compulsively chewed it up and almost choked to death :\

That's very interesting. I'm not a perfect person. But I wouldn't describe myself as awful..... most people who know us both are baffled we are related.

My sister, who is awful, has a $3000 french bulldog they bought in a parking lot in Riverside. Craigslist deal. It can barely breath, it had to have a $6000 knee replacement at 3 years old, and it has to be carried everywhere. It's not a dog. It's a thing. Not the thing's fault. But I said sister is awful. She posts…