The only person who forgot Dave Chapelle was a comedian is Dave Chapelle.

If I could facepalm any harder, I’d be putting myself at the risk of a self-lobotomy from the broken pieces of my own nose smashing up against my frontal lobe. Apparently far too many people are so alien to the concept of being fit that they don’t understand what endurance maintenance is. These things are called…

Guaranteed his wife found those pictures on his phone and he was caught so he said “I was just showing everyone how ...bad...those swimsuits are!”

He also failed to mention any specific steps Americans could take to mitigate mass shootings, like background checks or red flag laws, policies he could spend his time championing loudly now that he’s no longer running the country.

Joule thief!

“Kavanaugh’s confirmation, while always a long shot to prevent.”

Well that was a largely disappointing article.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Asks to see the manager, burns the Red Keep anyway.

Having had a clogged milk duct (thankfully never clogged my milk ducks) and the eventual mastitis I would have let Danny Devito unclog it if he was willing to give it a try. 

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

WHY DO YOU THINK TALKS OF UNIONS IS NOW ONGOING?

You showed your exact colors here, you sniveling prick. You think coders at EA are rich? I work with many of them. They are making 20% less than their counterparts in B2B and Enterprise coding because they love making great products.

Of course I feel the same about people in minimum wage jobs. They need to be paid better. We need unions. We need to eat the rich. Let’s meet on Splinter and discuss with HamNo.

Oh wow, you really converted me.

No fucking shit. Gamers can be some of the most entitled assholes ever. Why the hell would someone want to engage with spoiled shits who armchair game develop, as if content and features are as easy to make as a meme template.

She turned and asked: “Why did you do it?” Mr. Fairfax answered: “I knew that because of what happened to you last year, you’d be too afraid to say anything.”

“bombastic grifter”