I guess I’m the only one who wasn’t feeling Crenshawn’s apology. You’re gonna drag me personally and my company all over AL Gore’s internet LOUDLY and then offer me this weak little quiet ass apology? Go apologize in public just like you dragged me in public, mofo.

She didn’t make a one-sided decision. She didn’t impregnate herself. When you have sex, even protected, you do so knowing a pregnancy can result. If he didn’t want kids, he could have gotten a vasectomy or abstained. She told him she wasn’t going to make him do anything—it’s not as if she had the baby planning to hold…

The only reason I want him around is because if he’s around it means Chad is around. lol Other than that, bye Lawrence.

Fuckboi Lawrence always waiting in the wings. Ugh. I found this episode really triggering, and it pissed me off how he gave Elijah a different nickname than the one his mom had chosen for him. Fuck Lawrence, man. Hadn’t read nan book nor blog nor sentence on child-rearing, and out here talking about “I’m a good father…

Molly 1.0 DEFINITELY did not deserve Jared, but Molly 5.0 might have a shot. Her mom would get over him not knowing anything about jollof, EVENTUALLY.

1. Making love on a beach? C’mon, that’s just a recipe for getting sand in very uncomfortable places, no matter how big the beach blanket is.

Yeah, this was Joe spitting game to a married woman so he could smash. It just sounds so good. In the morning he will sing Dre and Snoop:

I really feel like the show doesn’t understand how many of us in the audience have no interest in Nova because her book is still destroying the lives of the people she claims to love. The family choosing to forgive her has never sat well with me.

Me @1:15

When I am dropped off, the driver meets me at the back of the van and hands me my bag at which point I say, “You understand why I’m not tipping you?” With his eyes locked onto his feet he could only nod.

The correct outcome here is for the coffee shop to comp your coffee and for you to tip on the pre-comp bill.

Be prepared to see the show extended to an hour or hour and a half, to fit in all of Steve’s mugging, his pauses for laughter from the audience, his “Lawd ha mercy” looks.

All of this philosophy is cool until the dude finds out he’s the side...

I gotta find someone with HBO and get on this. 

*Yawns at your conservative propaganda graphic that pegs Black males that are 65+ as the most prominent cheaters*

Or, if you do have a problem with your children seeing it, maybe do something crazy like...have a conversation with them instead of yelling at anyone who will listen online.

It is totally fine for people to just say “folks are excited about this racy song, and I will pass because I’m not the audience”. No need to bring your children (that you probably don’t take care of) into it or a “distraction” diatribe.

As someone who doesn’t listen to Cardi B, isn’t unabashedly celebrating female sexuality like her entire musical shtick? I’m pretty sure she didn’t just spring this shit on people in the middle of some super pure Christian pop album. Is it really that hard to just say, “This isn’t for me,” and move on with your life?

I grew up on 2 Live Crew and Uncle Luke. This shit is almost tame by comparison. Especially since the official video on Youtube is a radio edit. What the fuck is wrong with people?