Yep, until I discovered beet juice blends, I wasn’t here for them. 

Yeah....the Boo Thang orders steaks well done. I want to pretend like I’m not with him, but I can’t. At least he’s stopped doing it to the best cuts.

Although you will find a tip line in a number of restaurants in Australia. I guess if they could get the tourists to tip, they would. 

Dementia doesn’t present itself the same way in every person. It also doesn’t present the same way from day to day. My grandmother had dementia, but there were days when she was perfectly lucid, and would be fine except for being mean as a snake. She actually got nicer once the dementia set in. Is a server at a diner…

Although I don’t think that a server should be rude or show displeasure to a customer’s face, if she’d been giving good service up til that point, I’d give her a break on the eye-rolling and the sigh. Without knowing how Grandma came off giving the dollar (if she seemed super pleased with herself and the server didn’t…

I’m just waiting on the Mass Shootings Channel. Somebody must have done a treatment for this at least.

If any of these are accented by handclaps, removal of earrings and/or shoes, application of Vaseline or stretching....sprint, don’t run.

I’m one of 3 people who liked Clear Pepsi. Of course, I was in college then, so there’s no accounting for my 20-ish taste.

I will be trying this, but sans vodka. Thanks!

Karen needs to be assigned to plates, cups and napkins going forward.

When I was in Australia, there were a lot of bars and restaurants that served bitters. Not sure if it’s the same as what goes in a cocktail, but I enjoyed them.

I’m not sure what it says about me that this image didn’t distub me. Snatch gnats on the other hand....[shudders].

13. Jesus’ sweat

Now, see...I didn’t even get that. But I now know the definition of “snatch gnats”. Yay.

I’ve recently discovered Bai Bubbles, which I thought was pretty good, but LaCroix? It’s calorie free, sweetener free and flavor free. I’ve yet to taste one that didn’t taste like flavored ass and regret.

Did Dorothy ALWAYS dress like Andre Leon Talley? She was my favorite character on Golden Girls, but man...that woman dressed like a retired Solid Gold dancer going to get the early bird special at IHOP most days...

Let me guess...neck beard, living in your mom’s basement trying to make money on Twitch? All you can do is call me dumb and say you’re a man...you poor, dim troglodyte.

In your effort to call me a dumb fuck, you’ve revealed that you’ve never had sex with an actual woman, because only someone who’s never felt a vagina would say that. Congratulations incel.

That scene was so unexpected but such a nice touch for Elektra. It was great to see her enthusiastic and actually happy for once. I think that getting a job, and being able to live her truth brought out the joy in her. I really liked the interactions between her and Blanca...it brought them full circle and to a much…

Sweetie, one thing a pussy ISN’T is hollow.