Harlem Nights was a very quotable movie...but it wasn’t a good one.

I just pictured a Janelle Monae-produced version of La La Land...I’m all in for that!

That is the truth!!!! Prince has tested my patience over the years (mainly with Chaos & Disorder), but I’ve always appreciated his musicianship and live performances.

When I saw sister Yolanda reciting those strong words to Stir Fry, I wasn’t sure whether to be surprised or happy that she’s righteous with just a bit of ratchet.

I know that more cursing is allowed on basic cable these days, but I also think that Jamie “your old uncle in the room making the kids get up and do their thing” Foxx put the censors to sleep, because it seemed like they got worse as the show went on. They let some words fly that I’m sure BET is hearing about today.

I think a lot of people like the idea of her, and it feels right to say that you like her, even if you actually don’t. I will admit that Dirty Computer is the first Janelle Monae album that I really get into from beginning to end. Before now, I saw her talent, but the albums just didn’t curl all the way over for me. I…

You know, I’m really surprised that, given current terminology, this song wasn’t called “Bae’d Up”. I get why it would be popular with young men. They’re all about a “boo”. I guess it, along with bae, is enough of an ambiguously vague commitment term to appeal to the young set. It’s not a bad sounding song, but when I…

Was it Rae Sremmerd that came to the BET Awards one year in the bathrobes they got from their hotel rooms? I was just done. Although I have to say that I appreciate the Migos wearing those fits they’ve had on for the last couple of years. I finally got to see the Everyday Struggle post-show interview from last year,…

While I wouldn’t say he deserved to die, I don’t feel even the slightest bit bad that he did.

You must be one of the fans that’s harassing the woman that XXXTortureTactics abused. Were you paid for this post?

If it wasn’t for listening to a few pop culture podcasts, I wouldn’t have either. And if I’m wrong for not giving a fuck about XXXTentaclePorn not being here anymore to torture women and just being a general fucknugget, so be it.

Okay, but my question is: why is it hate if you don’t like someone? To me, it’s not unquestionable that Beyonce is the greatest thing ever, unlike the vapid, rabid BeyHive. Folks are allowed their opinions, even if it’s not that Beyonce exudes fairy tears out of her pores. And really, there aren’t too many other fans…

Why is it only Bey stans that believe that ish?

More successful, sure. Better looking? I guess it’s all in what appeals to you.

I will be having my first later this year. I had an endoscopy a few years ago, and apparently I had the same drugs. I didn’t say anything crazy, but apparently I was obsessed with what time it was. And the doctor came into the room to speak with me and I have no memory of that. I try not to think about it.

I feel very blessed that my most severe depression is a distant memory. But I retain it so that I will always know how one gets to the place that tells you that everyone would be better off without you. I’m grateful every day that my first attempt didn’t work, and I wasn’t “brave” enough to complete the 2nd. One thing…

Or, “I (correctly) perceive that they’re not feeling me, so I turn the beat around.”

I don’t think there’s a winning move here. I mean, Pusha T just cast the line, and I still can’t believe Aubrey took the bait. Shoot, that sigh was the best part of Duppy Freestyle. I don’t think Drake can get that aggressive...he’s really all about irritation, and that ain’t gonna get it.

Absolutely. Because they know that, even though white mediocrity has gotten them everything for the last 400 years, POC are doing, achieving and just overall better than them, and even though they still have almost everything, the thought that they might actually have to be more than mediocre and...gasp...try...is…

I see you’ve taken an Extra Strength Woke supplement, but can you please log off and go back to sleep?