That Krispy Kreme on Route 1 is one of my favorite Alexandria haunts. A friend of mine used to live right near there, and when I was leaving her place, my car would inexplicably detour to KK if the hot light was on...no idea why.

This is me all day long...fight me. Call me Auntie, Giver of Loud Annoying Toys.

Or have an irrational fear of sequins.

When Shauna wouldn’t hold Deja at first, I thought that maybe GiGi might try to talk her into giving her up for adoption. I wonder if that was a “You made your bed, now you have to lie in it” mentality.

The look on Shauna’s face when Deja asked if she could sleep in her old room...she looked so stunned and it showed in her response. I think that’s when she understood that Deja was where she needed to be.

“The first time your kid pees in your face.”

Yes, I saw it. It was so beautiful! It made me want to just go to the airport and buy a plane ticket to Italy. And not eat a peach.

Are we really going to waste our respeck on THAT movie?

But it was a delicious peach, no?

And now I fear that a porno just got greenlit....or maybe two, since A Fish Called Wakanda is a two-fer.

This was the only nominee that I didn’t get a chance to see...I’ll definitely be checking it out.

But some curated, Himalayan aged salt, because the whole team had to weigh in on it first...

I would prefer to see Tiffany steer clear of Beyonce...because I like her as a real person. There will be no more “Will & Jada on the Groupon swamp tour” stories from Tiffany. Now Mo’Nique? Sure.

*Fixes mouth*

Damn if I didn’t think this before I scrolled down. I’m here all day...BeyHive be damned. I’d be worried, but this site is bit too thought provoking for the real offenders in the bunch.

When I watched the ending of Get Out, I didn’t realize that I’d been holding my breath until Lil Rel got out of the car. I honestly wanted to cry.

I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel in Orlando when it first opened in 2001. It had a bathroom off the lobby that was so nice, I took a picture in its lounge. The stalls had floor to ceiling doors and going in there truly felt like I was alone in my house.

The Black Panthers arming themselves convinced California to pass more restrictive gun laws. I think there’s a lot of truth there. If brown people decided to arm themselves, a lot of wypipo would be convinced that the rapture was coming. I think that’s why most of the gun owners hold on so tightly...they’ve looked…

I Wanna Rock, all day.

Depends on who made the tacos. Tacos can be a marvel, or just sad, limp wastes of good ingredients if made by the wrong person.