In Soviet Russia, laces out YOU. 

It’ll cost more than two bits.

Mattingly should know that no one calls Bonds out, especially with two balls.

In Jeb’s defense, KKT (as she’s widely known) is, in fact, a tactless dunce.

Do you even VOTE, bro?!

I’d rather eat a container of Haagen Dazs than do what white moderate doctors say.

They are the best and really helped me...life savers.

Jesus.

See, man, we only need one comment on this.

Conception Interception

Attempted vomiting? Misplaced hysteria? River views? What you call Hell, madam, I call free entertainment.

D’oh boys.

Bruce Harper is good.

At least Correa got an ego boost upon reading the Astros’ scouting reports.