Unless they offered him the deal they offered Kasich—you be president, I'll be out Making America Great Again.

How Scalia of him.

Hey, Obama didn't solve racism. We the people solved racism by *electing* Obama. Stop giving the gummimint credit for everything!

This is very fair.

It is so cute that anyone lets Mitt think he's party leadership.

I don't want to reveal my plans, that's just aiding the enemy.

Would it have been ¡Jeb!? Or are we as a nation just not ready to grapple with the fact that W was the best the Bush family had to offer?

Every time I hear something new about his creepiness towards her, I become more convinced it has already happened, and cringe more that it's still a punchline to a joke.

"“You’re unsuspecting,” Trump said. “Right now, you say to your wife: ‘Let’s go to a movie after Trump.’ But you won’t do that because you’ll be so high and so excited that no movie is going to satisfy you. Okay? No movie. You know why? Honestly? Because they don’t make movies like they used to — is that right?”

Well, if I *was* Donald Trump, then I could change the course of history NOW.

Won't he have a permanent slot on the Right Wing Grift Train after this is done? He's probably just trying to plan for his twilight years.

A lot of people have been saying so.

I can only assume this must be true, since none of the party leadership has come out against him.

I don't know, Horace Greeley dropped dead between the election of 1872 and the meeting of the electoral college, does that count, and if so is it worse?

Seriously, I thought their idea was "this could go on indefinitely."

She publicly admitted to not baking cookies in 1992, and some people still haven't gotten past that.

I see they've gotten to you, too.

SIT ON IT

This is complete revisionist history! It's well documented that The Fonz is Jean Ralphio's father,

I await your meditation on Welcome Freshman's third season, when most of them became sophomores.