At my 19th birthday dinner, my mom screamed at the waiter filling my water glass that I wasn’t 21 and couldn’t have wine*. She actually held her hand over it so he couldn’t pour anything in it. My father told him that I was not a Mogwai so could have the water. I’m pretty sure my mother and this girl’s mother are from…

Back when I was single, obvs I was trying to get laid.

See, I read that as being heavily sarcastic. I’m no fan of hers (I don’t know how any woman can be a member of the GOP without doing some major mental gymnastics) but I thought that comment was spot on.

Have you ever noticed that Trump’s facial expressions more closely match what you see when you visit apes at the zoo than other fellow human beings who have more nuanced nonverbal communication?

Seriously, you are part of the problem. Don’t reproduce.

Counterpoint. Go Fuck Yourself.

Once again, personal responsibility is for the poors. It's never the executive's fault if the business is doing poorly enough for mass layoffs. It's not the fault of the financial industry execs that they crashed the economy. It's not the fault of Republican elected officials if the economy sucks on their watch. But…

Republicans have been trotting out a token to give their response to Obama’s SOTUs during both his terms. It’s either a black man or white woman (never a black woman but I firmly believe that Republicans don’t know they exist). Tokenism in the Republican party is what I hate the most. Admit you honestly don’t care…

That was a pretty good read, I must admit. Part of me thinks Fuckabee is a bit too dull to be in on the nuances, but what do I know? The current Republican contender field is just one big performance art piece imo.

Fucking colonialists. Also, at this point I am angrier about what has been done in the name of 9/11 than 9/11 itself. How dare Dick Cheney take the name of those who died in vain, starting overflowing waves of bloodshed that now lead to millions of refugees, and children who wash up, drowned, to be photographed on…

“Tribute to 9/11” is probably the wrong phrasing, no?

I was 32.

*shudders remembering the dark night that was last night*

You can hate Mike Huckabee and still not hate people. Mike Huckabee is not legally a person.

Most of the time I’m able to brush this stuff off but I can’t seem to brush off what he’s doing and saying. I’ve had my fill of this guy and want him to go away.

I discovered this week that I really hate Mike Huckabee. I don't really hate people but him I absolutely hate.

I might make this my avatar.

‘Because that’s their phrase, ‘it’s the law of the land.’