sorceress
sorceress
sorceress

Behold my shocked face:

I still do Juvéderm for my lips. I go to Dr. Ourian in Beverly Hills. He’s the best, and he’s super natural about it.

Oh, honey. No.

I forgot how next-level gorgeous Grace Jones was (is). Also she clearly starts at zero fucks and works backward from there.

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...

I’ve always been a fan of their clothes - bright colors, nice use of pattern. Taken all together it’s too much but one piece here or there works nicely. And if you’ve been to Barcelona... well the aesthetic makes sense...

“No darling, I don’t mind if you kill the alligators, I just want them to drink champagne before they’re sent to the abattoir.”

Why am I not surprised.

Agreed. I feel like Tori Spelling just needs a little bit of nudging to go in that direction.

Confession: I like the Honest line. The shampoo is pretty good.

I figure handing over the keys would increase the chances they won’t burn it to the ground.

I think I might be dead now.

...only to be “really surprised that there was no better-for-you baking option.”

Kale

You forgot Jessica Alba’s “Honest” line.* This also seems like the mail-order version of Jessica Biel’s restaurant-for-babies idea.

“I thought baking included butter, sugar and water and I saw an opportunity to make money. So, we did some research and made our own scratch.”

I had Jennifer Garner pegged as the one who would do a baking line for the Minivan Majority. Better go see my bookie....

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.