why advertise ignorance? go and find them.

yeah; i have to discount the woody allen film as it was homage to (read: risible imitation of) pedro almodovar. that producers could not cast antonio banderas and penelope cruz comes as no surprise but that they could not find their way as actors in these films does. in almodovar films, they had subtletly, timing, and…

antonio banderas (and penelope cruz) were stellar under the guidance of pedro almodovar: brilliant, talented, beautiful, funny. the difference between their spanish careers and their american ones is truly baffling.

Not odd. Elegant.

we’re provincial here: silverware (though it isn’t silver); flatware; utensils.....

starred for ‘cutlery’

i do want to say that, in my experience, this is only american, italian, and indian men.....

i am having trouble starring this three million times

they may have been turning them

bears....

the joke seems to have bypassed you, amigo

“peb1s” that’s wonderful i’ll be laughing all night

#buttoodamnmany

and lose the key

thank you!

what happens if you wash your hair every day?

penalty kick

???

no but they should be castrated

i like impartibility