why advertise ignorance? go and find them.

yeah; i have to discount the woody allen film as it was homage to (read: risible imitation of) pedro almodovar. that producers could not cast antonio banderas and penelope cruz comes as no surprise but that they could not find their way as actors in these films does. in almodovar films, they had subtletly, timing, and…

antonio banderas (and penelope cruz) were stellar under the guidance of pedro almodovar: brilliant, talented, beautiful, funny. the difference between their spanish careers and their american ones is truly baffling.

Not odd. Elegant.

we’re provincial here: silverware (though it isn’t silver); flatware; utensils.....

starred for ‘cutlery’

i do want to say that, in my experience, this is only american, italian, and indian men.....

i am having trouble starring this three million times

#buttoodamnmany

and lose the key

thank you!

what happens if you wash your hair every day?

penalty kick

no but they should be castrated

i like impartibility

hands up, don’t shoot! in lime, cucumber, and with hints of obliviousness

“Welcome, Americans, thank you for choosing Canada instead of your turd combover president”

absolutely, this! for the record, i was a child when patricia hearst was kidnapped and for years i thought that symbionese was an actual ethnicity

jezebels: this is worth reading but so depressing

no.