no! keep ‘ted’. do not destroy the name rafael for me please. i love that name.

i thought i did, too! but it turns out they were only tomato skins! are you sure yours are not tomato skins? :)

exactly! the child is only three but the father! what is his excuse? nature executes a glorious scene just for him, and he is worried about holes in the pool? trying to imagine his commentary on a magnificent sunset!

thank you

this is how spanish became a ‘language’/at one point it was a hybrid of latin and arabic that shifted and changed with province/ but when ferdinand and isabella expelled the muslims and the jews, they also produced the first official ‘spanish’ grammar in order to scrub the vestiges of the moors

the double tea bag is an abomination

mmmm... strong.... earthy.....

and then yoko appeared!

kara

seriously! it is amazing to me how charged mentioning overpopulation has become

it works though we tend to say “more catholic than the pope.”

is it too late for you to run for sheriff?

another thing we americans lack in spades

evolution at work

staycation is one of those words that seems brilliantly clever. once. just once.

i, uh, thought that was an actual quote

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anal gland expressing? i need that