He broke her vagina and her heart.

Well done.

He got elected. Americans created a system where an ever-shrinking percentage of the electorate (which is increasingly composed of ignorant dumbfucks) gets to indirectly choose the president. That’s our fucked-up system, and we’ve got to own it - or change it.

Now that Meghan has the full backing of the Royal press machine, I can’t wait for them to squash her stupid half sister like a bug.

They make a very pretty couple and, more importantly, seem to genuinely lile each other. So this is good

“This is the happiest I’ve ever been for two people I’ve never met.”

Seriously, between her “bad” day and his “minor” injuries this is just an odd writeup. Unless there’s something else going on here that’s not being mentioned, this is way too glib. 

So, we’re too good to mention or link to the source, but not too good to just leave it alone instead of writing a thinkpiece? More people will probably know about it because they read it here instead if they found it organically.

Oh man. You totally eviscerated my argument! He had fucking LADDERS in his yard. Damn, that refutes exactly ZERO of my arguments. And just fucking LOL at that “combat mode” bullshit.

I had an old car that sat in the driveway for a couple of years. When it came time to sell it, we cleaned it, noticed a few spider webs around the rearview mirrors, but much less than we expected - hooray! Car gets towed away to a garage, then once it’s up on the hoist, a horde of spiders emerge from the…

This was amazing!!!! Did you see his response to Turnbull shutting down parliament?!

This is why I’d take the bus. This shit does not happen on public transit.

I have arachnophobia as well, no thanks to my more severe case mother. However, watching a baby wolf spider grow up in front of my toilet and not bothering me kinda gave me my ‘d’aww’ moment and helped control my fear of them. It’s worth noting that spiders are terrified of us as we are them, unless you’re the…

I am marrying an Australian and he thinks I am the biggest sissy because I can’t even handle domestic spiders, much less the behemoths from Down Under that inhabit my nightmares. Once we went to this park/rustic estate thing outside Sydney for our friend’s wedding and I went into the bathroom and as soon as I shut the…

Australia. If it’s not spiders in the car, it’s crocodiles tearing people to pieces.

Oh shit! Now I have to as well. This is all your fault!

I Googled screaming snake and watched some ill advised videos and now I’ll never sleep again.

I know spiders are beneficial and most are harmless and even those that aren’t harmless don’t seek humans as prey. But that does not change the fact that these sneaky things with all their soft creepy legs (way too many legs) and hairy neckless bodies are lurking soundlessly in a dark crevice, for days at a time,…

We Aussie’s are getting an unduly hardcore reputation at this point. Allow me to assure you, that when I found a similarly huge spider hiding behind behind my bedroom door, I ran screaming to my Dad, and continued to scream even after he picked the beast up with toilet paper and pitched it over our neighbours fence.…

The snake screams??? The SNAKE SCREAMS????????!!!