I feel strongly that Disney World should designate one day a week in each park as “adults only” day. It would rotate, so for example, on Monday Epcot would be kid-free. Then Tuesday might be Animal Kingdom, and so on and so forth. Families with kids could hit up one of the other parks that day, and adults could enjoy…

Oh, hell, I’ll give out second-language passes all day long; what I’ll never hand out is a first-language one. Jez contributors and commenters seem to be the most egregious offenders of all I’ve encountered, and it’s been beyond me for years and years why the site refuses to engage a proof-reader. It lowers the bar…

I love Carmen Marc Valvo. He’s a wonderful designer. He’s also a colon cancer survivor, like my husband. He was at our local colon cancer race (the awesomely named Undy 5000) and he could not have been more gracious and kind. I love that he loves dressing women of all sizes.

Julianne is either continuously trolling us or she needs her recap card revoked, besause every GOT recap usually has at minimum 100 words dedicated to an obviously false plot point. Maybe instead of researching the melting point of gold, she could rewatch the episode and listen to the dialogue?

the Iron Bank guy would not commit their support of Cersei’s war until their repayment made it to the Iron Bank, which as we know from the epic end scene, it did NOT.

Caitlyn is the type of woman who spent 60 years as a rich, famous, white man, so that’s how she acts. It’s just extra not cute now because we expect women make better choices and behave better than she does.

Just rock the bow/curtsey. Nobody can say shit. It’s too classy.

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Oof. The comment about the texts. It’s vague and there’s no context, but it makes me think of all the apology texts I’ve sent to people who have abused me. I wasn’t sorry, I was really just desperate to rework an experience that happened to me so I wouldn’t have to accept I was a victim. It’s not hard to imagine that…

When told by other world leaders that they in fact have no interest in bolstering his image and idiocy his absolute gobsmacknessed is both depressing and enlightening.

I have to scold you: Stop calling therapists “shrinks.” This reframing will help, I promise. Words have meaning and shrink is a slur; these are highly trained individuals who want you to GROW, not shrink.

Can you, a dude, just stop. You’re telling a board of women how we can do better to not be stalked. Are you fucking serious with this? You need to check yourself, full stop. Maybe bc it’s so early where are and so you think you’re being helpful but really you’re just coming across as a mansplainer. And we don’t need…

Since when are Cambodians identified as brown (skinned)? They are Asians, not Latino or from the Middle East.

I don’t think the Khmer Rouge has been overlooked. The US dropping literally tons of bombs on Cambodia certainly has.

I occasionally refer to chicken as tuna of the barnyard and my husband and son have no idea what I mean as I laugh at how funny I am.

To be fair to your friends, during Mila, I could still see the potential but he was definitely a fixer-upper. However, I’d take Heroin Macauley over Ashton all day, every day. Addiction can be managed, Bro-ness can’t be.

He wasn’t trying to flatter. He was intentionally bloviating to bait her into walking into what happened to Kamala Harris the week of the Comey hearings. That’s why he keeps trying to get the chair to help him because he is getting “interrupted.” The difference, and why it failed is that she invoked the rules instead…

What officer said this? What is their rank? Oh thats right this is a PR statement put out by the communications office, after the fact, in order damage control, and possibly from giving a lot of weight to past claims of abuse. Because, the officers there, cheered for police brutality, and mistreatment. This statement…

“They kidnap. They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims,” he said. “They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives. They have transformed peaceful parks and beautiful quiet neighborhoods into bloodstained killing fields. They’re animals.”

Not to be a dick, I wouldn’t do this to his face, but eye roll at that Tracy Morgan quote. I guess I just don’t get religion. The accident brought him closer to god because he could have died but he didn’t. So he thinks god spared him? But took his friend? Bleh. Whatever. Like there is some sort of magic plan…