Hunny,childe. Nannies are raising dem babies.

This seemed an intentionally sketchy part of the narrative. The author must know that to find a teenager attractive, even to enjoy his company more then your husband’s might be weird (even for the 70s and only 10 yr age gap) but most folks would understand the NOTION. Even divorcing your husband, baby in tow, and…

I think it may have been me! It’s still one of my fantasies!

That would still be too kind.

Oh, God, YES. Have Charles buttonhole him for HOURS talking Dump’s ear off while frogmarching him around the most boring estate they own.

Irresponsible dog owners are the worst shithead human fucks on Earth. I’ve had dozens of run-ins as a jogger and nature guide. I told one man (whose huge dog was jumping on me repeatedly on an icy street) that I’m allergic to dogs, could he go back on the leash? The owner said “If I do that you’ll say you’re allergic…

Can you post something at the park, a flyer, maybe not directly related to that dog, but that says,

Put up generic flyers in the park with the info people need to report attacks including things they will need (photos, time, date, etc). Don’t describe her or her dog. Just put up a very helpful FYI flyer and keep reposting them as she takes them down.

“God said there is something wrong in your life.”

The problem with those comparisons is that Marilyn Manson and GWAR aren’t nearly as relevant or famous as Kathy Griffin.

“That love is just like … you can’t experience that unless you have a kid.”

I starred this but let’s not forget that W. is responsible for much of this mess. The invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan led directly to vengeful terrorist responsed, and the ensuing Islamophobia that led to Trump. I apologise for being so earnest but were it not for W., I think we might have a saner world, clearer…

Green Energy? The fuck do I want vegetables for?

The problem with tackling climate change in this country is that the whole exercise has been wussified and so there’s no buy-in from real, red-blooded, Bud Lighted, Americans.

1) articles that are essentially a series of screenshots of fucking tweets are the laziest fucking thing ever and I wish it would stop as it also takes forever for the page to load

She seems so normal. Like, if you went to the beach with Jennifer Garner, you would have frozen bottles of water to keep the juice boxes cool (doubles as cold water later!), and plenty of sunblock, and probably a good book to read.

I understand the impulse to project the tragic outcome of this story onto your own circumstances and react accordingly, but this story is literally built on quotes from medical experts saying they’ve basically already done “everything humanly possible to try to save them”.

I totes respect the office, it’s the fat fuck sitting in it that I don’t respect. I mean, that office is famous, John Kennedy played with his children in it! Barack Obama laid on that floor to play with babies that weren’t even his! Bill Clinton got a blowie in that office! That office is fuckin amazing!! The only way…

Is it a rule that all racist assholes also have to be virtually illiterate? C’mon lady, “cow down”? Were you reaching for “kowtow”, maybe? Or “bow down”, perhaps? It’s not like you just mispronounced something in the heat of conversation - your racist fucking fingers deliberately typed out those letters. Maybe take a…

Oh my god. You are so right!