Can we please get some journalism here? Is she still under contract or has she been fired? What does she mean by “move on”? Is she under a non-compete still?

I was telling an acquaintance that I sleep with my dogs, and she was all, “don’t tell people that, they’ll get the wrong idea.” I asked her who in their right mind would get the wrong idea about that.

I realize that you probably think you’re helping, but please stop helping.

Kind of like a community centre, but for torture and murder.

Sounds like he’s testing out the brand name that Bannon has been tossing around

“Grown adults are responsible for the choices they make. Film at 11.”

“Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, they’ll be nice to you.

He might have been back in the day, but he’s sober now and I think it’s made a big difference for him. He has two sons, one of which has a rare genetic disorder. He’s been open about the struggles his son faces and how he and his ex celebrate all the small victories.

I know he had issues in the past, but he worked really hard to get his shit together. I’ve always had a soft spot for him and I’m glad he’s gotten much better about choosing his roles.

You completely skipped over the part where people make up stuff about celebrities in the comments. So I think it’s fine if jpomonkey skips over your stuff.

Because that’s his job? He might be skanky irl but I don’t want to fuck him. I just want to see him act & I think he does it well. I enjoy his performances on screen.

She is the Marine Le Pen to Donald’s Jean-Marie. The same disgusting ideology dressed up in a nicer looking package.

Re-reading this interview with the post-script in mind, do you think it is possible that she did know exactly who you were and that maybe that comes through in her answers? I don’t know. Her responses are really interesting, but (and maybe it is just me) it reads to me like she is slightly hesitant to engage or almost…

Now I am nervous, because Russell Brand bugs the shit out of me, and Mr. Tailypo’s affection for Mr. Brand is (in my opinion) his greatest flaw — but Brand has captured exactly how I feel when I see serious exes out in the world. ‘Aw, there is that person, out there existing! That’s nice.’ — because you don’t love…

I heard a member of the british nobility say “grandmama” with a long final vowel. “Grannmammaaaaa”. Maybe that would be acceptable?

My bestie got pregnant unexpectedly and is still mourning the loss of her freedom. The doctor waggled her finger at her at her last checkup and was like, “This is a little too much weight gain, slow it down!” and my friend was like, I DIDN’T WANT TO GET PREGNANT IN THE FIRST PLACE ALL MY PLANS ARE RUINED AND IT’LL BE…

Look, if I waste valuable shower time washing everything, how am I going to find time to stare at the wall for 10 minutes and almost falling back asleep before realizing holy shit I’ve got to get out and get dressed right damn now if I’m going to get out the door on time? Huh? How then?

It sounds a little like Cabaret, only everyone knows, they’re cool about it, and there are no Nazies.

Bobby, why so many links to click? I never click the links. I just want a pithy sentence full of wit about what happened.

War criminal. Fuck him.