Dunno. Other artists who have some clout (I do not know who else is in the lineup) could refuse to perform, thereby making a stink and causing SXSW to take more responsibility for its international acts in the future. SXSW could itself file a formal complaint with the IBC, since it sounds like the vast majority of…

i don’t have enough ranks in diplomacy or sense motive to be able to navigate the ridiculous straits of the ‘you have it’ ‘no you have it’ conversation with any grace, so it’s my policy to always take people at their word and if they say, ‘you can have this’, and i want it, i will have it. i might say, ‘you know, i…

No need for pig’s blood. The school’s costumes were pretty decrepit (it was a period piece), so my seamstress grandmother whipped up a gown that upstaged her.

This might be the most relatable thing I’ve ever read on Jezebel. My vote is that I would have accepted the Crave box, though, and I would have also angrily stewed about it the entire time while sneaking awkward glances at what the guy next to me had and maybe mumbling to him about them getting my order wrong. If I…

Federal mandate states at minimum of three rounds of ‘no, really, I couldn’t’ before one party is allowed to lay claim. I hope you poured a bucket of pig’s blood on her and her dirty pillows at prom and sent her into a wild psychic rage.

Seriously, this is why I also have to put up with boring people’s shit for hours sometimes. I’m unable to do what my friend Jesse does, which is to say “Sorry, I have to go see a man about a horse” and then just sit there in silence.

I would have told the other guy to take the damn Crunch Box and put a lid on it, put some Social Distortion on the headphones, stewed in my own juices for the four hours it took to get back to New York and, after landing, hit the first good burger restaurant I came across so fucking hard and then angry-eat the whole…

Right. I feel like this is really the option that is missing, which is “I wouldn’t have waited to order an overpriced snack box on the plane and would have instead ordered overpriced McDonald’s beforehand.”

They’re saying tourism in the U.S. (among foreigners) is already plummeting under Trump. We’re talking billions. Just a reduction of 5-8% could cost us hundreds of billions in tourist dollars.

That is based off of a very famous experiment- there was a documentary done about it.

It’s going to be another ten years before the Braydens of this world start to get into big boy no-nos.

I don’t know - I kind of think the first version of Bennifer was a better look/choice. Affleck cant handle the success of a woman, clearly.

I cherish it but it’s not mine. A theme that’s probably going to get a bit more play these days.

Gross.

If Jezebel is gonna publish stories about child-molestation-enabler Mama June’s fucking weight loss, it seems odd to complain about the awful possibility of a reality show that will bolster the fame and fortune of murderer OJ Simpson. Either it’s okay to slobber over reprehensible people because of their celebrity…

As someone with turnip in their name I don’t want you to take this the wrong way but he’s basically a human potato.

Everything you said. These are the kinds of articles I love to see on Jezebel.

Maybe, but probably not. For one thing, the music video shows a guy who’s basically a prettier version of Gyllenhaal giving her a dark plaid scarf, and the powers-that-be of the gossip world have tracked down the records of a similar scarf given to her by Gyllenhaal. Perhaps most tellingly, she talks about him going…

My partner is a Young and if he waxed his chest I wouldn’t be able to have sex with him without feeling dirty and wrong.