Bill Clinton’s post-Presidential memoir went for $15 million in 2000, and while I’m sure that was a scintillating read, something tells me Barack and Michelle Obama’s might be better.

Oh look at me just noping right the hell out of that mental image and accompanying taste...

😞 don’t write comments on Methotrexate day- should read something like “I can’t wait to read Michelle’s book, and I hope she brings it and tells us how she was able to be so strong and serve as a role model by being the most gracious and beautiful First Lady we have ever had.”

Could she not have hip-bumped the couch a few inches out of her way to get the shot? I see it’s close to universal- most of us here feel only guttersnipes with back alley manners would dare to put their hooves on the furniture when company is coming. But I cannot let it go without mentioning the significance her bad…

All the subconscious ways white folks reveal how little they think of black folks.

I never click articles if I see she wrote them. She is a person who consistently chooses negativity, hate, and unhappiness.

Meryl is always SO happy for anyone who wins, too.

I highly attribute this to a very weird form white guilt Jezzies have. Everything having to do with PoC gets the loudest praises. As if, “look at me, look at me, Im agreeing with a PoC” “look at me, I think a black person is hot.” As a PoC it just makes me feel cringey and odd inside. I can’t explain it. Don’t believe…

JESUS, Kara.

Exactly.

Yup! The writers are what attracted me to Jezebel years ago, but the comments are what keep me here now.

She can be so mean. She’s a big part of the reason I stopped commenting here. And she greyed my old account.

I’m amazed that a company that regularly finds billion-dollar loopholes in the tax code for their multinational conglomerate clients was able to flubb something that could probably have been more than successfully executed by an 8th grade class with a single adult supervising.

He was extremely obnoxious last night. I always get that vibe from him which is why I never watch his show.

We hired PWC a couple years ago for a consulting gig and they were the most pretentious bunch of assholes I have ever met in my life (and I work with a bunch of consultants). During introductions the lead guy said something like “You may have of PWC from our work with the Oscars”. It was as coy as Andy Bernard…

“I’m sure Beatty is thrilled that they fucked up and made him appear even more senile.”

This comment on the live thread really annoyed me too. Three white men used their power and influence to create a movie for children (Zootopia) with an anti-racist message. To me, that’s exactly what they’re supposed to do with their privilege. Nope, not good enough for Kara.

For all the times I like Jezebel, it’s things like this that are driving me away. A lot of the staff write callous and snarky things for no reason. It’s just mean for the sake of mean a lot of the time.

Oh so he was just method acting his way into sexual assault, okay. That makes it fine, he’s just really, really professional.

I’m sure Beatty is thrilled that they fucked up and made him appear even more senile.