I’m pretty sure she had her new boobs when she did the Vogue shoot (that was when they looked very obvious to me at least and I’m terribly unobservant so it could have been a while before then) and that was a good 6mo before Hiddleston right?!

But she could never top her crazy evangelist’s wife from True Blood!

WHAT. THE. FUCK. I know literally nothing of Dwyane Wade or this tragedy and I can still read this as one of the most horrifying tweets possible in this situation OR ANY SITUATION.

The “I don’t want you going out but if you do you can call me any time” is golden. My parents were really clear when they didn’t want me to go to parties but I was a little shithead and went out anyway but I always knew in my heart that if something terrible went down I would be able to call them no matter the hour…

I imagine he feared the repercussions from his coach and head of Team America (heh) for their disgusting behaviour. The chef de mission for the Australian team (Kitty Chiller) has the reins pulled mega tight on our athletes and some have been sent straight home after competition for breaking curfew! Let alone criminal…

Hee you just gave me the thought that there could perhaps be another Ivanka Trump out there (Trump at least can’t be a very uncommon name) and Ivanka could legitimately come out and say “um, wasn’t me but all love” etc.

That a Maori- indigenous New Zealander rather than indigenous Australian. But yea dat ass.

Yeah we cheered in our house when the Singaporean teen beat him. Full disclosure we’re not American but all countries media seem to lose their marbles at the olympics. It was headline news for two days when two of our medal favourite swimmers missed out on placing- two days is a long time in the Olympics! You could…

The article I read (not sure if it is the same one linked here) said that they were watching the news and it was so upsetting what was happening in the world that the elderly man got really distressed and then him being distressed made his wife really distressed. And the neighbours called the police.

I’d forgotten this ridiculousness! Remember when she walked downhill on a running track backwards? Hilarious.

Exactly!! How come we don’t see equally famous Beyonce coming out of a lunch date every other day? It’s not because she’s sitting on her ass at home 50% more of the time than Taylor that’s for damn sure (and believe me I’m not a Beyonce stan, it’s just a comparison).

To be fair (and I am NOT in support of this monstrosity), crispy bacon is a thing. In the rest of the world it’s known as “American bacon”, and normal bacon is less crispy, more meaty.

Yes! When I saw it I thought; Number 1-2 same person, 3-4 same person, and 5 was Kate Hudson

Yeah her response has always grossed me out- we’ve almost all suffered grief but I haven’t as often seen people focus so much about the effect the loss of a person has had on THEM rather than the impact of this person being lost to the world if you know what I mean.

Up voted because this is in my top 3 cheer up videos of all time!

I somehow know 3 accountants and they are a total blast! And I still feel like it would be the most deadly boring job on earth but that def does not mean the people are boring.

This is a joy! Thank you for posting this- it’s been a devastating news week where I am (and it’s only Tuesday) and this is the first time I feel I’ve cracked a proper smile!

LOL glad I'm not the only one! I was keeping the regular emphasis on shadow (considering that is an actual word) going what's so clever about ky-SHAD-ow? It sounds awkward! Oh KY-shadow... Yeah genius.

Don’t girls shoot up a few years earlier than boys? Maybe he’ll catch up! You made me awww big time that she’s stooping for her bro- I’m sure she’ll grow out of it at some stage.

Oh my goooosh I’ve never heard that song (well still haven’t, but the lyrics eesh!!). She wouldn’t even risk taking poetic license to imply her virginity was tragically lost, thereby making the song more powerful oh noooo put her best friend’s name right on out there! That is hilariously bad, so so bad.