It was me. You called me off the ball the week before, sat on the ball too long, got picked off by their #9 who blasted one past me. Then you shouted “Why didn’t you come and get that ball?” It’s my fucking box.

“Well then, have I got a girl for you. ...Oh wait, you said pitches.”

The man is an American hero and I will broker no dissent on this issue.

With all of these bad apples, we might want to look at the health of the tree.

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

I thought the same thing, until I learned that Lebron James wanted the WHOLE team to stay in Cleveland so he could host a Thanksgiving dinner for them instead of spending the night at a hotel. I guess that makes LJ a jerk?

“Lets make the facts louder than the opinions.”