the duck mouth completes it. if only i could ask her if she was saying ‘prunes’ while the photo was snapped.

There is not a single part of this image that does not offend me.

it was a delicate operation...after determining the exact weight of her brain, they swapped it out for the same weight in cash:

Ironically, Corporate America may be the most effective weapon against the cronyism of the Trump administration. Their brand of soft fascism is infinitely more palatable than the real thing. Fewer calories, too.

“protest is the new brunch”

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

It has and it will be. It will be made digestible for all. Twenty years from now people will be wearing Millenial Halloween costumes to have a good laugh about that long ago time of free love and popular uprising.

Ugh. You captured exactly the right shades of nauseated disgust here.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

At the same time, though the “we need to stop fighting each other!” argument is used to curbstomp the smaller and often more-threatened group’s concerns. If each group supports the other and participates in marches for the others, that’s all fine and good. What’s not ok is when you get one group pushing their goals,…

Being 43 and wanting kids might be the issue. There’s a certain sort of guy who doesn’t think about settling down until his late 30s, who then decides his future wife needs to be around or under 30 so that he can take dating and marriage on a relaxed schedule without worrying about bumping into female fertility…

Oysters, corndogs, and tacos? How could you two resist each other with such a decadent spread laid out before you? It was the food’s fault!

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

I understand parents who don’t want to let their kids read books about transgender characters for fear it will make their kid transgender.

I want to both support the publishing industry for putting out books like this one, and also bitch about them — THERE IS NOW A WHOLE HUGE (TEENY TINY) STACK OF BOOKS ABOUT KIDS WHO PRESENT AS BOYS WHO IDENTIFY AS GIRLS/FLUID BUT THERE IS JACK SHIT ABOUT THOSE WHO PRESENT AS GIRLS BUT ARE BOYS/FLUID. Phew, that felt…

No, a book cannot cause someone to become gay. It might, however, help someone to internally acknowledge that they are gay, and thus have more self-acceptance, more self-esteem, and a greater sense of security.

You can always fill the wine bottle with water if you accidentally drink the wine... ;)

As I’ve never signed up to comment I’m sure this won’t get heard. I am a DoD employee in Mississippi. I’m pretty sure I was shown this slide show last year. Except for the fact that not only did I get to listen to two hours of fear mongering, pro racial profiling, and pro right wing agenda, our security officer also…

We had a similar exercise conducted at a hospital I worked at about 5 years ago. Our “trainer” was a knowledgeable, former FBI agent & just about the kindest man you could ever meet. The first thing he told us was, “you’re not Jack Bauer so stop pretending to be”. He said they’d get calls all the time about people…