Judging by my horribly cold hands and feet unless I’m under a heat lamp, and my inability to keep my skin properly moisturized, I’m pretty sure this is me.

What'd be really ironic is if that missing 24% is meant to represent non-binary people or something like that.

A number of us discover we cycle together.... Oh my God! We’re developing a hive mind and linked cycles! All women are becoming the same!

Looking at the photo of him after he was apprehended, I’m going to go ahead and wager a buck that he was drunk.

It’s that affluenza again. He doesn’t know any better, whether it’s drinking or ordering quality pizza.

And if you thought Domino’s in the US was bad, Mexican Domino’s is that much worse.

Yeah but would you want to eat that dirty Mexican food? It's hard to pronounce and has exotic things like proper seasoning and spices.

Goddamn it, AT LEAST GET GOOD FOOD. Dominos? That is only good for verrrrrry drunk pizza-ing.

For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.

Hey Editorial, can we edit that “freelance” part out of her bio and get her a job around these parts?

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

Your ranger has discovered that, upon obsessively domesticating his owlbear, he has been stricken with a blindness spell!

Thank you for making me smile. It was starting to feel impossible today.

Fucking 5th Edition just screwed everything up. My Half Elf Ranger in 3.5 had intercourse with Giants just fine and his pet was a wolf.

What the fuck is with all the rules? What is this, Dungeons and Dragons?

I’ve come to realize whenever someone references South Park or some comedian to validate their dumb Internet opinion, I immediately shut down and move on.

I love South Park, but I really hate that this season has given assholes like this a reason to feel validated that they’re the real victims here. (Even though they missed the entire point...)

That would be perfect if it was some sort of protest. Think they took her to Burger King like Dylan Roof?

This couldn't have been better if it was staged.