Not that every guy a lady sleeps with should be stenciled on her hope chest

I always thought of Gaga as being like Bjork, but without the musical creativity and lyrical depth. I swear that the first time I realized that Poker Face was all over the airwaves, I wondered if 90's dance music had suddenly become the hottest new retro fad.

One of my friends told me about a person on her FB who not only made a FB account for his newborn son, but her would then write posts as if his son were making them, and then comment on and like those posts from his own account, and vice versa, back and forth.

If I saw this in the woods, I'd wonder if he got lost from the rest of the circus.

After a vacation in the UK, where every brand of crisps there had some variant on cheese & onion, I was thrilled to find that PC made cheddar & onion chips in their world of flavours line.

I NEED TO SEE THESE PICTURES

Are there any less stupid-sounding euphemisms for female masterbation? We need more of them. I prefer 'double-clicking my mouse' myself.

I was wondering when this would show up. I practically hurt myself laughing the first time I saw it.

3D dinosaur cookie cutters

I believe you're talking about the 'oysters'.

I like my feet, but recently they haven't been doing so well. I got a mosquito bite right on the ball of my left foot which is irritating as hell, and I suspect I might have a bone spur or bunion started on my right foot. I am avoiding wearing socks or shoes as much as possible right now.

But that would sound too much like 'cracon', which would be a croissant with bacon in it. Which sounds like it's actually a thing, and if it isn't, excuse me while I run to the kitchen.

Heck, I wasn't even stealthy enough to finish the game, and now I have no idea where my copy is! :(

My other broom is a Nimbus 2000.

I'm going with what Douglas Adams taught me; "A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."

I once attended a lecture at an anime convention that discussed Miyazaki's aircraft designs, many of which were based on real vehicles that existed. I forget exactly what Nausicaa's glider is modeled after, but it was assuredly based on something. He also showed that in a Miyazaki film, generally the good guys will be…

Are these fresh? I'd like your freshest one please.

If I had known this person existed when I was a kid, I would have said I'd want to be her when I grew up.

Me neither, but from what I've read, no. So you can be a POC lead if you are Will Smith, or someone equally bankable.