ROFL! and it's already peeled, too.

As a CLF, I would like to add that I try not to compound my rudeness of being late by being insulting as soon as I arrive.

PHWOAR

"Is catering to male attendees that bad?" This is exactly the problem. It's not just that you're 'catering to male attendees'. This also says to the women 'What female attendees? This is a games conference for boys because everyone knows girls don't really play video games and any girls here aren't here about the…

Enchanted Forest Chronicles FTW indeed! In fact, just cite everything that Patricia Wrede's written.

I'm going with goddessoftransitory's theory. Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside. Now the question is: "Are you ugly 'cos you wicked, or are you wicked 'cos you ugly? Which it be?"

So why is it that when designers get free rein to go nuts designing shoes, they're always heels, and most of them ridiculous high heels at that? Except for the banana ones, which are clever and actually look wearable, and the mary janes. The scrub brush shoes remind me of Pippi Longstocking, but then they had to go…

Hmm, I wonder if I could help name some new ones!

In Idaho, the female reproductive system is THAT WHICH MUST NOT BE NAMED.

This sounds like something Douglas Adams would have made up.

I find it hard to believe that isn't 'shopped.

Only rebel delinquent girls wear long skirts in Japan!

This is brilliant, and you're brilliant. People should wax rhapsodic over male beauty more often.

I thought the point of fantasy was that it could be about practically anything? So why write fantasy with the same plot devices, character archetypes and story arcs as a thousand other fantasy stories did before?

I had to threaten my roommate that I would start using his cat's litter box if he didn't clean the damn toilet.

You'd think that the handsfree feature would be FAR more marketable for guys.

I got this gif from another commenter on this site, but I especially love it because I know it's from the film Micmacs.

Relevant to my feelings.

Man, that totally sounds like my mom. Including the 'pee after sex' bit. Also, 'you should lose some weight. And eat more vegetables. And wear nicer clothes. And wear sunscreen.' etc. etc. ad nauseum

I don't have a SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY .gif, but believe me there should be one here.