I still don’t get the need for directors to keep giving this incredibly lukewarm take. Yeah it sucks that the movie you made, a labor of love, didn’t get a full theatrical run. But also...cope. It’s not personal. It’s the result of a global pandemic that has killed ~4.5 million people (so far).

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

I could never forgive them for the death of my boy.

Richards doing himself in with his own podcast is the modern-day equivalent of Nixon recording all of his conversations. Silly powerful white man, you could have gotten away with it all! You fool!

Oh jebus fucking cripes Gossar. So your wife looked at your credit card bill and got pissed, leave the rest of us out of it. In what way is OnlyFans “online prostitution”?

“OnlyFans to go out of business” would be a nice alternate headline.

Anyway, Feige’s two-stepping around controversy continued as he said he’s “all for amicable solutions” when it came to the ScarJo suit. Giving a milquetoast soundbite is Feige’s superpower.

Isn’t that the face of Adam Sandler?

Isn’t “Suicide Squad Vs. Superman” part of the premise of the upcoming Rocksteady video game?

Ugh, I miss Great News.

It wasn’t the best show, but it was decent enough and Briga Heelan deserves a show that doesn’t get canned after two seasons (its cancellation seems strange to me, since ratings-wise season two was doing just as well as season one).

Isn’t that supposed to be “G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!”

“Javier! Have you been down to the bar on your break getting drunk again?”
“Uh... no! It was... a GHOST!”

It’s like a Diana Moskovitz report.  

That’s strange...

Yeah, she forgot that she had a previous commitment to continuing to get work, so it just didn't work out.

I really thought they’d subvert the expectations we all had of the javelin in a movie where the final bad has a giant eye, but nope, it’s that kind of movie! It was beautiful when it finally happened but it had to be the most obvious setup.

Weasel should just be handled like Scrat in the Ice Age movies: Every DC movie from now should just start with some crazy Weasel Looney Tunes antics before the main credits kick in.

Maybe his arms came back and pounded his chest until his heart re-started.

Well, boomerangs do have a tendency to come back.