“Regardless, I still think he’s perfect for the job!”

White Guy Starts Hosting Search, Concludes He’s The Best For The Job, Blindsided By His Own History Of Lawsuits

Richards is...a choice alright.

MISS!  MISS!  FOR A DOLLAR, NAME ONE GOOD THING ANN COULTER’S BEEN INVOLVED IN.  FIVE SECONDS!

“Billy Eichner as Matt Drudge”

White Guy Starts Hosting Search, Concludes He’s The Best For The Job

She’s certainly...blossoming, into... a Woman.

Dang, it’s so hard to talk smutty anymore... at least they can’t take away my perverted thoughts (yet).

I’m assuming this show takes place in the same universe as the original - so it’s not out of the realm of possibility that they call her “Doogie” after the original Doogie (who presumably went on to be a super famous doctor).   

I can only stretch my suspension of disbelief so far. There is just no way that there are two child prodigy doctors named Doogie.

“A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”

and your Ant-Mans

So where is everyone’s favorite member of Suicide Squad: comic book writer Grant Morrison?

I hope the movie has the time to explain why strange women lying in ponds and distributing sword is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses; not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to weird supreme executive power just because some watery…

plus, “Sir - Marvel’s on line 1 to discuss merchandising crossovers.”

I was hoping for new name to be the Legal Custodians. But an improvement is still an improvement. 

My thoughts, for what they’re worth:

I usually agree with Tom’s assessment, but many he misses the mark on Rogue One, a film I would consider one of the three worst Star Wars films. (I can’t tell whether or not it’s worse than Attack of the Clones).

I do like the idea of Leia straight-up gaslighting Lord Vader. 

I feel like that makes Leia look like even more of a bad-ass (at a time when we all very much needed to have fond feelings about Carrie Fisher).

The ‘Vader murders everyone in the hallway’ scene is literally what I was waiting for the entire prequel trilogy. The fact that we never got a single scene of Vader wrecking shit with 21st century filmmaking techniques was a war crime on George Lucas’s part.