He was also quoted as saying, “On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!”

I think you may have hit on the reason behind the longevity of ‘Two Broke Girls’.

A lot (really, an awful lot) of people read at least the first book. A fair percentage of that group has been disappointed in previous versions (although teenage Jubal thought Lynch’s, sorry, “Allen Smithee’s” movie was the bees knees), and are hoping for something, well, better.

9 Reasons We Hated How I Met Your Father (And 2 Reasons We Loved It)  

On the plus side, Greta’s boobs look real nice.  So that’s at least two things I like, compared to its awful sister series.

I’m not sure I will ever love another woman as much as Veronica, and I know that says really bad things about me

I don’t get it. At all. It’s kind of a big horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?

The first five seconds of that video are very awkward.

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to be this stunningly stupid is an achievement, in a way

His son was a prolific author, did about 50 stories.

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and Clapton’s 4-year-old son? He never let a bag of coke fall off a high-rise balcony.

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.

Tell ‘em, Steve-Dave!

I’m still disappointed we never got a “Clerks: The Animated Series - The Movie.”

A few episodes into the second season felt like they ran out of ideas already.

Speaking of which, so are the new Mickey Mouse shorts. It's like a mashup of Mickey Mouse and Ren And Stumpy, gross close-ups and all. 

This sounds like Taken but with a pig.

The easter egg is cool, but I’m just sitting here amazed by the revelation that there was another official Half-Life expansion (developed by Gearbox, no less!) that I’ve never heard of before this moment.

“What are you blind? You need to get your eyes checked. This looks like trash.”