You can’t have “Muffler”, which I presumed was due to its containing “Muff”, but nope, “Mufflers” is fine. You may use “Butt”...

Solution: they should just let you put whatever horrible thing you want on your controller, but they CC a picture of it to your mom.

I’ll content myself with the Year of Penny, which I can find on multiple services right now.

I think I have the solution to this dilemma. 

I refuse to countenance MTG stands for anything other then Magic: The Gathering.

Republicans are usually both.

Two young boys whose true nature is revealed when they are splashed with fluids . . . sure, go ahead.  

YEP!

I mean the whole point of not getting vaccinated is to die of the easily-preventable disease, but they just don’t seem to be doing it.

This comment section... this comment section was made for me!

who sold DC Comics to DJ Khaled?

“I’m here to talk to you about the Hamilton Initiative.”

I got an Annie Hathaway notification for this? 

Once they trot out the show, I bet it has a good run.  

Damn. She really is smoking hot.

So, how do you feel about watching any new content from Ruebens, Paul?

That’s the one time where I definitely think the job should have gone to a man. 

Peewee (and Fred Willard) were caught masturbating in a dark porn theater.

Counterpoint: Wild Things is awesome. That movie, like its lead character, was twenty times smarter than it let on, and it absolutely committed to the plan.