We are a shithole little planet very far away from other planets in a very big universe that has a rather strict laws and speed limit.

None of that explains away the Navy pilots who see these things frequently with their own eyes.

We’re sure this isn’t circa-late 90s Steven Baldwin?

I would’ve thought they’d be demisexual, but I guess that would be narcissistic.

A Silent (but Deadly) Place

Alright guys, I’m calling it. This NFT thing is going to be the first new media advancement that I sit out on. I can’t even be bothered to focus long enough to even make it through an article about what it is.

Maybe I can clarify this.

I read this story four times and I still only understand the words, “are,” “to,” “is,” “which,” “and,” and “of.”

“Supermarket worker Sue Morrisson also explained that in “a vibrant, modern town” these Mario pipes might work. But currently, the city is “dilapidated and tired looking,” so these fun pots just look out of place.”

I wonder whether he had a few such notes in his pocket to give as thanks to the attentive passengers.

Eric Roberts looks like a real-life Uncle Baby Billy:

“Whedon’s current issues stem from his recent wedding to Canadian artist Heather Horton”

Seems hard to make an enjoyable comedy about a sexual predator and animal abuser.

Take off your mask and start coughing loudly. The wetter the faster they will notice you!

I honestly was confused and just thought it was Chloe Fineman.  I have a bit of face blindness so it’s a little hard to tell at times.  I’m also guessing that since Grimes isn’t a household name and/or face a lot of people missed it.

Recline your seat slowly and with careful attention for the people behind you.

(Am I at fault?)

I find that trying to open the door mid-flight works very well.

Like, like like?

So, being respectful, considerate, and clean is considered a lifehack now?