Hey, it can be two things: Stodden can be a victim of abuse and a terrible person who probably shouldn’t be on TV. Kinda like O’Neal can be a “former AV Club writer,” and one of, like, three or four people who all but made this site.

You Can (Not) Ride

I guess now it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

Donald Glover is an incredibly talented writer and showrunner, but I think we as a nation need to come together and admit that Childish Gambino kind of sucks. That was the initial assessment, and unfortunately it holds true. 

🎵 Troy and Abed catching lawsuits! 🎶

To me this comparison looks worse. All that green bounce light makes his face and eyes look creepy. It is more physically realistic, but when the character has bright cartoon dot highlights textured onto his eyes, adjusting the realism of the lighting elsewhere doesn’t help.

I mean the man is 83 years old and there’s a pandemic, just let him use it from home. 

Couldn’t make it to the middle of the article, huh?

Better still, send the racoon to talk her down. 

I once happened by a record store where Bob Mould and the other Sugar guys were sitting at a table signing copies of the newly-released first album. I didn’t have the money to buy it, but I got in line anyway, because in my bag I had a cassette tape on which my friend had Workbook and Black Sheets of Rain recorded,…

No, you cannot stab someone with a blood icicle like Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat

“Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, and Echo” - all the clones were named by a white Utah mom. 

At least Savannah has no open container restrictions so if you’re gonna be standing in line for a few hours, might as well fire-it-up.

Right? By that age, you should have it down to a science, so as to never get caught!

Man says, “Doctor, I feel too coddled by this PC Culture. Nothing shocks me anymore.”

Got to keep the quiver full, or some such bullshit.

He should join the priesthood. They’d shuffle him off somewhere and he’d still be eligible for communion, as long as he doesn’t support a woman’s right to choose he’ll be fine. 

Just another he said/she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said situation.

I mean, I was answering at home and said "Gypsy" because I couldn't remember that the proper name was Roma. I KNOW it, but it's not something that comes immediately to mind.

Jennings had a tic of his own: if someone was incorrect, Jennings would say “no?” like a question.