Regardless, it shouldn’t even be this close.

Zack Snyder’s Justice League, which is now a multi-episode miniseries in case you forgot

It’s not that hard. All you have to do is spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut, through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey, you yank his tail and boom - you’re in Paradise Pond!

It's not really that complicated though. They build up a bank, then have to survive the Beast chasing them via trivia, and whoever survives has to survive one final chase to get the money. 

First time I saw her I went ‘Oh, good for you Aidy for losing some weight!’ then I realized it was just her chunky girl replacement on the cast.  She’s definitely on her way out, can’t have two heavy white girls...

I’d say The Rock is probably Michael Bay’s best movie he has ever made.

Vote. All of you, if you haven’t already, just fucking vote. You don’t have anything better do. It could be the single most important thing you ever do. Just vote.

I was just scrolling down to see if anyone had mentioned “The Ruins” yet. I know the premise sounds silly to anyone who hasn’t read it (sentient mimicking vines that kill you) and I understand the terrible movie adaptation pretty much murdered any mystique the book may have had. But man that book wrecked me-- after I…

Sometimes a disembodied-ghost-head-blowjob joke is just a disembodied-ghost-head-blowjob joke

I liked the Uncle Meme sketch, but the timing was definitely off, both with the delay between Mulaney setting up the next image and it actually appearing, and the very odd ending. It felt like a dress rehearsal rather than the finished sketch.

No way, The Ruins is hella scary! Probably my favorite scary book I’ve read as an adult.

What drives me crazy about digital content is that for the most part, there’s no discount for buying digitally. I think that’s what makes these policies a bit tough to swallow. Companies clearly make more profit on digital sales because they don’t have to produce physical discs and packaging or share revenue with…

After my son was born I think I might have had a little PTSD or something. Everything all of a sudden seemed very heightened and the world suddenly seemed like a much scarier place. I was recovering from a planned C-section so I had gotten some great books out of the library I had been looking forward to reading while…

Nothing says “love” like “ill-fitting tan”.

In high school a bunch of people I know used to pass around a copy of American Psycho one of them had (still sold under the counter in Australia) and it was one of the most disturbing things, not even just books, I’d ever experienced.

I’m glad to see Grimtooth is still alive and innovating in 2020.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to spend their birthday listening to their dead father call Kanye the “most, most, most, most, most genius man in the whole world”?

It’s almost like all movies have to be colour graded.

Imagine Kanye looking over the shoulders of the highly paid visual effects guys as they created this monstrosity just nodding his head and saying, “Yeah, man. Yeah.”