In America, we look up at the big house on the hill and say, “Some day, I’ll be as rich as that bastard.”

I’m going to guess it’s the CGI that probably kills it. The big reveal scene when we first see all the witches works because they’re all real. It’s all practical effects and makeup.

Phil Collins’s ex-wife has commandeered his $33 million South Florida mansion

I think it’s the cheek implants that get to me. She’s not quite at Cat Lady levels of plastic surgery, but she’s getting there.

I guess she’s not, and “Easy Lover”?

I’ve been diligent about wearing a mask, but I admit to not wearing one at the drive-thru or for deliveries. Thanks for the reminder!

It’s a two-way arrangement he has with the Evangelicals. He makes believe he believes, and they get a Supreme Court that’ll take us back to the Dark Ages.

Whiteness is a hell of a drug

White People: “Some people of color have names that are hard to pronounce.”

They see kindness as weakness. Which tells you all you need to know. 

Misery will do that :)

With any luck, he gets his height from his mom’s former personal trainer.

You will have to hear about Trump rallies right up until the day he dies, and - given the direction his idiot sons are going - possibly afterward as well. He’s going to keep holding them whether he wins or loses because it’s the only way his mushroom dick can get firm any more.

How have you survived the last four years

It’s Alf, and it isn’t forgotten at all.

“Why was Ben Carson so angry?”

Mario’s respectful clapping really elevates this gif.

The least she could do is pass some of her husband’s pics to Dan as a token of gratitude and to honor his spirit.

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