You know what they say: if Bob Wilson is knocking on your door at 2 AM, it’s either to tell you that you’ve won the Nobel Prize or to get some booty.

That, or for sex. Which, at this point in my life, I’ll have better luck waiting for that Nobel prize

Yep, if I ever win a Nobel prize+ $1 million, please feel free to to interrupt whatever the fuck I’m doing, at whatever fucking hour of the day.

As someone who spent much of his teens browsing the horror and thriller shelves of thrift stores, I assure you, the embossing is very much a characteristic of that era. I have a whole shelf of John Gardener’s Bond novels right next to me to prove it.

Yeah I assumed being an adult entertainer would draw Nintendo’s ire if she was a big enough name...then I saw she tried to actually trademark it and was like "well she certainly poked the bear."

• Uses copyrighted Pokémon character and Pokeball in merchandise

Or just a good embarrassing tumble on the stage, that’s so funny and fumbling he can’t even try to spin it.  

At least they were quick.

I mean, technically the marines are part of the navy. *ducks*

He’s referring to his neighbor, Phil Spiderman.

I loved the hell out of X-Wing and TIE Fighter - I put in more flight hours in those games as I have with Civ. So much wasted youth on my old 486 running win3.5!

Drunk on our work zoom meetings? Not all of us. Not all the time.

Add Weird Al’s Rambo from UHF and I’ll buy my first MK game in 20 years. 

Looks like someone sprung for the Espevar...

I stopped playing video games 15 years ago but this game, which I had literally never heard of until last week, may convince me to come back. X-Wing vs TIE Fighter and X-Wing Alliance might be my two favorite ever games and I have so many good memories of squaring off against my friends over LAN or, on days when the…

The header picture looks like a drunken Jimmy Fallon just made a shockingly inappropriate suggestion to a horrified Maya Rudolph. 

PERFECT (/compressed audio)

I hope at the very least that Ocean Spray paid the taxes and title on that truck.