I was unsettlingly angry when I saw that misspelling. Made me want to go forge a sword out of meteorite. 

“Personally, I can only read 3.5" Floppy Disquette-World.” - a hipster

“Fuck off, Great Baby!”

Only watching this trailer made me realize how weird it is to have this journey for Harley without any hints of Ivy.

I’m confused.....

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

I kinda prefer the G Man not blinking. I distinctly remember that adding to the mega-creepy vibe at the beginning.

I find Empire carpet's jingle worse, but this could be a regional thing. 

I totally bought that Cam would just berate a bunch of teens super viciously, because he’s been so crappy lately (as in, the last few seasons — we just caught up the last several episodes of last season). The twist completely threw me for a loop and I laughed out loud — I guess looking back, it’s predictable but in…

Gotta agree, as a person standing 5'11", that it IS the worst.

The sound sounded like really bad christian rock.

Another reason: they expect the audience to collectively coo:

Because

I’m sorry, but Jack Jr.’s song is terrible.

Cassidy’s husband annoyed the heck out of me. Cassidy hitting her son seemed to be clearly an accident, didn’t seriously hurt him, and she was immediately apologetic. Throwing her out of the house seemed like a huge overreaction, especially if her remorse made her finally realize she needed help. I guess maybe the…

The writing was so lazy — the “Boy George” line was not one that Dylan would ever make. It was a 40-something writer amusing himself, characters (and their ages) be damned.

Ah, the Andie McDowell syndrome. Yes, yes, very familiar.

Was there any shock to Cassidy being in the military and not her husband?  I thought it was pretty clear from the second she opened the laptop that she was deployed somewhere.

In the Catholic sense, the three are actually one.