Centrist has to be the most namby pamby insult.

Splinter: Pelosi, do something!

The idea of his misery delights me.

Starred, but for the record, it’s Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius).

Followed by “that was before Nancy very unfairly began an impeachment witch hunt against me”. It’s always about a perceived unfairness with him, though his definition of “fair” really only means “positive”.

Counting down to “I never said I would release the transcript....”

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

Judge says “Well, nothin’ in the rulebook says Brad Pitt can’t kill a known criminal...”

Just recast Sarah Chalke as Samantha.

But how can I be a hero if there aren’t any victims?

I’m still unclear on how much to tip in this scenario.

Lol. I wish I had. Unfortunately, by the time I noticed it, it was too late to edit.

Linguistically, your correct.

The killer was the friends we made along the way.  

Me: I am a grown adult man with mature tastes and a discerning intellect.

“Yo, Malkovich, think fast!”

Now I kinda want to get a picture of me in that pose (or slap my face on Darnold’s) and then change “Mononucleosis” to whatever ailment I’m suffering from that particular day so I can email that in to my coworkers when I’m not coming in.

So who else has never ever ever heard this phrase before in their lives?