STOP CALLING THEM OATERS!

Sterling Kathleen Brown laughing during that one scene was downright terrifying.

Ha! I thought the same thing as I read that line in the article - “The opening credits were a damn setpiece of their own!”

The music during that entire sequence is some of my favorite JW scoring, period, and it builds just so damn nicely. “Dun-dun-dun-dunnaDunna! Dun-dun-dun-dunnaDunna!”

Fuck ‘im, is all I really have to say.

Absolutely! Do it do it do it!

Absolutely!!! She impresses me each episode by hitting that perfect note of manic energy, self-loathing, passion, timidness, sweetness, and fire. If Great News gets the boot, I’m definitely keeping an eye to see where she heads off to next.

That’s exactly what it meant...not sure why the reviewer thought otherwise, either.

If you watched the E! Network carpet coverage, you would have been driven to an early grave by the hosts repeating ad infinitum on how, just for tonight, it wasn’t “Who are you wearing?”, but “WHY are you wearing?” and boy did they not back down from making it sound more precious each subsequent time they asked it .

Literally everyone knew this already. Sad!

Present!

...why couldn’t Deckard have lived another 30 years?

All jealous.

So, Mitchell’s to-camera dig at Cam and how he’s resigned himself to be married to him sure was something. Modern Family hasn’t been shy about showing that the two of them don’t actually seem happy together, but Mitch literally confessing that “Welp, this is who I ended up with because I didn’t put myself out there,…

The fire thing is right now kind of weird, since Kate seems to be so sure that his death was her fault, soooooo there’s still a lot of information left to parcel out.

There’s no way that Knowles isn’t a sock and sandals man.

"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid…six feet underground!"

I will say, Geraldo *does* have the mustache to play a steampunk zeppelin scientist.

She was kind of distracting how plumped up and plastic she was! "Who *are* you?!"

Burt Wa