-10 points for no synchronized clapping

JLA by Kelly is one of the best JL runs, full stop. Beautiful, beautiful art by Mahnke, great mix of characters, Plastic Man is on fire, and then it continues on into the even better Justice League Elite.

Have you ever noticed that Thomas Jefferson and Lafayette have never been seen together at the same time? Weird!

The entire section with the Breaking News graphic crying for attention was something straight out of a 4am Adult Swim short.

I became a Media Trend Setter or some shit within like 3 minutes!

Wife and I were recently walking around downtown and she purposefully took a photo of the building at just the right angle so it only showed RUMP.

But can Jesus create a rock so heavy that he cannot collect it?

I just assume that Johnny Depp is always off-screen in every movie killing people.

I direct your attention to the movie "Devil" from a few years ago.

Oh shit, that would be amazing.

That "probably" threw me as well. #notmypoirot

Not only that, but the suspect was inside you all along!

I was just describing the ABC Murders to my wife the other day. I think it was the first Poirot novel I ever read, and the reveal of the whodunnit and the why and all that shit made me a fan for life.

Tell me more!

Are you a Seinfeld episode?

I haven't watched this yet, but god I hope that last paragraph is 100% true.

Wasn't this a Friends episode?

"Great scott!"

That was such a weird moment. I don't know how that made it into the final edit.

The military base was definitely sketchy graphics all around, but whatever, that had a lot of pieces/buildings/airplanes/stuff, Grey's has a terrible effects budget, I can deal. (The show still should have just stuck with tight shots, I think we'd be able to figure it out.) But I was more distracted by the constant…