Melania is living the classic immigrant dream — she came to the U.S. and made herself into an entirely new person. Literally and figuratively:

The ways he’s looking at her, though.

People might be surprised to hear it’s Edmonton and it’s not some scummy theater operation.

I didn’t sleep at all prior to using the Super Snooze, so the quality of my mattress before was kind of irrelevant, as I wasn’t using it :D

I understand why wealthy people vote republican but I’ll never understand why immigrants support republicans. My father & his side of the family are immigrants and they’re the same way. You’d think you’d want to support fellow immigrants instead of burning the bridge behind you. It’s a lot of “I got mine!”. And…

J.Lo?

I just like the fact this is “shared from The Slot.”

That’s bullshit and they were just being jerks. I’ve heard of other stores doing this but they’re not suppose to. I got a venti iced coffee with light ice yesterday. It was filled with coffee and a tiny bit of ice.

Probably. I hope a judge throws this out and charges the woman for the court’s time.

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

It’s not that interesting, but it works (for me) and that + a super new mattress = me getting the best sleep of my life.

Could I get two pumps of lies or is that going to cost extra? Can you make sure it’s almond-lies, I’m liestose intolerant.

i have so many questions for the attorney involved

She knows you can ask for “light ice,” right? Works every time.

Yes, a lawsuit seems like a reasonable reaction instead of, you know, asking the barista to go light on the ice.

...I thought our sessions were private...

“But I am an adult and I am married to your father so I deserve some respect”

I am not an old and sexting just seems so not hot to me. Like, you are in a room with other people sending me sexy messages, WOW, thanks.

I’ve never made a sex tape, YET! I am totally open to the idea. I will be submitting my application and portfolio to anyone interested. I have no acting experience but I am a fast learner!