sophistry-amundo
Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
sophistry-amundo

Come on, not ALL orange people are terrible.

I worry that Trey Parker would support Drumpf just to goose The Lefties ‘90s style.

Aren’t they usually though? ;)

Jaundice + Beet-faced rage = Trump

it’s yuge.

“Take her to the juicing room”

I forget that he wasn’t always orange.

I always thought that she was awful. But this definitely is proof that my suspicions were correct!

Here’s hoping this is all the work of a parody artist who during the convention will rip off his mask, like a Scooby Doo villain, and will reveal himself to have been Donald Dolt this entire time!

Oh I think he knows. He knows that distinction doesn’t apply in his case.

He tried to skipperkee away from that cop, but in the end they boxered him into a corner.

About 15 years ago I had it on because I couldn’t find the remote and I was reading anyway. She took the mic into the audience and one of the guests did “How you doing” and I recognized the voice. Sure enough it was a friend of my sisters. He went on to live in infamy as the guy who posts Malaprop Aphorisms all over

You’re not alone. I am always surprised she can fill the audience.

He looks a little husky for a chihuahua, but he’s still got that spring(er) in his step!

How you doin’ this all wrong?

It was a kind gesture - especially since that bridge can get super busy! That pup is lucky for sure!