probably watched ice liberate his toilet and *got confused*.

“The radical left Dems want you out. *Next it will be all police*.”

this guy would *flunk out of high school* telling such scheming, calculated lies.

FAKE PRESIDENT
FAKE PRESIDENT

umm, is that some kind of euphemism?

and they substitute -borscht- for guacamole.

*especially* the evangelical parts....

sense a short story coming on.....

raisins in potato salad is NOT OK.

preach

a lot of people swear by the whole crazy intense workout stuff
like where you go as if your life depended on it - 10 minutes at a time

but landlords are so often the scum of the earth -
at least there’s one (if not many more) silver linings.

it’s sucky when most all of the week is just “going through the motions”.

omg

i self-edit sooooooooooooooo much in this place just so brains don’t melt.

like doing yoga outdoors today, minding my own business almost seemed to cause some mouth breathing spencers and beckys to consider calling the fire department.

(i fucking miss california *fiercely*.)

awwww :(

unless the face lift was a muppet to human *transplant*

yes, living at half volume sounds about right

(or on another planet)

another option might be getting a vintage gas oven off ebay or something - those old ones can be cheaper & last forever (sometimes)

lol @ my ass is a privilege, not a gift! :)

(that would be a GREAT needlepoint!)

have you tried chicken wire as a barrier?

IKR?

we live in a fucking expensive world

sometimes you just want to pretend that you’re a person who doesn’t have to count every fucking penny and buy some shit that’s not crumpled up on a target clearance endcap!

i hear ya!

gas ovens are the best though (cooking wise)