Why is there zero chemistry in these photos?

HOW DARE YOU! Timothy Olyphant has only one acceptable twin, and that’s Barry Watson.

Except Josh Duhamel is kind of corny-hot, like a 13-year-old girl’s vision of “Hot Guy” (see also: Paul Walker, RIP). Where Timothy Olyphant is solid adult woman WOULD WOULD WOULD territory (and photos don’t do his charisma justice).

Yeah, they were always a head scratcher for me, too.

Also you can’t raise kids for food. Takes too long I’m hungry now not 11 years from now Jaydhen!

I would call him Tubbins.

You know shit is crazy when you’re looking at National Park Service tweets like “You are leading the revolution!”

The most memorable thing about my abortion is that I had Applebee’s afterwards.

The people who want to force all women to give birth don’t give a fuck about our psychological state or that we are benefited by being able to choose if and when we have children. If they cared about that, they would simply take the amazing, earth-shattering, who-woulda-thunk-to-do-it-this-way step of ASKING WOMEN…