I think the woman reading Advise and Consent is Ginnifer Goodwin’s character from Mona Lisa Smile eight years later, after she moved to NYC.

“A nearby surveillance camera shows multiple cars passing by the scene as Di Pietrantonio screamed for help. Monteleone notes that had someone stopped, her life might have been saved.”

Who the hell would cheat on Dermot Mulroney with a Jonas brother?

I am terrified of birds. Consequently, my friends are constantly posting pictures of weird/large/newsworthy birds on my FB page, because they are lovable jerks.

MitsuBEEshi.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Dang it if I’m not feeling dizzy all over now.

Undercovers Under Covers: Uncovered

Laketown. It was called Laketown. We all know what the cause of the fire was...a Wyvern with a british accent.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

“and probably the stereo of your neighbor who’s playing “Hello” on repeat through your wall.”

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

My friends (who are not twins IRL) were the girls from the shining - blonde edition.