But, is Rob’s kid in the picture? I’m seeing too many kids here—Kim and Kourtney have 3 each, and Khloe and Kylie have one each, so that extra one must be Rob and Chyna’s, right?

I’m not a parent, but I can definitely imagine how awful it is to parent hungover because I have, once and EXACTLY FUCKING ONCE, shown up to my job teaching middle schoolers hungover. 

Fuck off, John. 

I’m a feminist and I support reproductive rights and I don’t think that sex work, or prostitution, is an awesome career choice that we should all celebrate. No. No No. I’m in favor of whatever social services can make sex workers safe and preserve their health. I will advocate for all the girls and women who deal in…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

I’m sorry, but your blanket statement is ignorance at its best. It’s so loaded that I don’t even know where to begin, but I’m going to try my best to give you perspective.

First of all, just because you went to see a matinee, doesn’t make it a children’s show. This is a regularly scheduled performance during the day…

Dear Mr. Whitley,

NEVER EVER THREATEN MASCARA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD MOMS ARE NOT ONES WITH THE MONEY OR TIME FOR EXPENSIVE LASH TREATMENTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

There is virtually nothing you eat that does not carry a risk of infection. This is the worst kind of scaremongering, and you should be ashamed of yourself. What’s more, it’s the worst kind of writing to equate the “briny” taste of oysters with the assumption that it has been harvested from “brackish” water. Brackish…

It’s the Google Home’s startup sound.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

• they are junior celebs
  

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

“these people are not “morons,””

Your Mom should probably stop treating kids. She’s a danger to them.

Nope.

I know about “water bears” from the wonderful show Octonauts! Having kids finally paid off!

She was flawless. Katy Perry is thirsty and jealous.

So American Girl decided to bring back Felicity (maybe because Hamilton is so popular?) and I really don’t like her new outfit...

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.